YOUR FIRST AND ONLY EARTH STATION
Earth. Third planet from an average star in an unremarkable spiral galaxy. Surface mostly water. Atmosphere thin but adequate. Inhabited by a species that has existed for approximately 300,000 years and spent a significant portion of that time doing extremely fascinating things.
They are, without question, the most interesting thing out here.
This program is a comprehensive infomercial for the planet Earth and its primary inhabitants, known as humans. Each transmission documents one human or group of humans living their life in a specific location on the North American tectonic plate, beginning in the mid-Atlantic region.
Humans were not informed this program exists. They do not know they are being evaluated. They are simply being themselves, which is, in this broadcaster's opinion, more than enough.
My name is Marty Webb. I have been broadcasting from this planet for some time. I think you should visit.
Do not adjust your craft.
Marty Webb has been broadcasting from the North American tectonic plate for longer than he is able to confirm. He is currently recognized as Vek-Tor of the Third Signal pending a review he describes as "ongoing."
His transmissions are carried on all major frequencies beyond the heliopause and one disputed region he does not discuss.
Mr. Webb broadcasts from the mid-Atlantic region with the support of a production team he has never met and equipment he maintains himself. He has filed approximately 1,847 reports since beginning this assignment. The reports are under review.
Current syndication: Milky Way (complete coverage), select outer territories (pending verification), one dark matter region (disputed).
Complete broadcast log available for review. Additional transmissions pending clearance.
The following signals were received in response to this program. Authenticity confirmed where possible.
If you wish to visit Earth, submit your inquiry below. All signals are logged and reviewed. Response time varies depending on your quadrant and the status of the review process.
Note: This form does not guarantee clearance. All visits subject to review. Do not adjust your craft while awaiting response.